Forged deep in the bowels of the Charlotte short-form improv scene, the Snake Oil Salesmen have banded together to bring comedy to the unwashed masses!
Legend has it that just one show will improve the viewer's fertility, verility, and libido! Don't believe us? We dare you to take one show for a spin, and be sure to tell your friend(s)!
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I have to go now. My planet needs me.
At a young age, Dustin found out pretty quick that the only things he was good at were comedy and anger. He is not sure which will be used in this group.
#blessed
Get off of my lawn.
75 million years ago there was an evil galactic overlord named Matt who ruled over 76 planets including Earth (then called Teegeeack). Due to overpopulation, Matt decided to gather up the 13.5 trillion people on these planets and send them into volcanoes on Earth off the Canary and Hawaiian Islands. He then dropped H-bombs and killed the people. Matt trapped the souls of these people in boxes and implanted them with a false reality by making them watch movies. The confused souls with these false realities attached themselves in clusters to the last remaining people on Earth.
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